GOON:30

So I haven’t felt the urge to write in a while but since I’m bored as F*$% lately, I guess i'll give it a whirl. In the past 3 weeks I’ve been on 2 booze cruises now that took myself and 200 plus others to an island of $8 cocktails and believe it or not amazingggg burgers, which is where I tried a veggie burger for the first time. I was quite proud of myself, yet I was also incoherent and I’m pretty sure it was the cheapest choice? The first trip to the island was pretty great, got to do some sunbathing, jumped off the dock into the ocean, witnessed a “sex position mixup” contest and was able to still function after by buying a cheeseburger, 15 McNugget bites, a medium fry, a soda and a 30 cent ice cream cone from Mackers, followed by drinking more goon later that night. The second trip to the island was a different story. This time consisted of not remembering even getting off the boat, throwing up in the sand then covering it like a cat, passing out on top of the toilet for gawd knows how long, jumping into the arms of Matty then proceeding to collapse down on a random girls face, and THEN topping it off by leaving my clothes on the island; happy days. I’m usually not one to be the drunkest of the group, but hey when in OZ. Lucky for me I have great friends who covered me in towels and brought me cups of water in my time of doom. Waking up in a bed filled with sand the next morning was a fabulous way to start the day, along with a headache that took 8 Ibuprofen to fix. In between these two ventures, Mush, Kirsty and I took a trip to Wet and Wild which was an awesome time. We went on a ride that you literally stand in a plastic tube with your hands crossed across your chest, while waiting at the count of 3 for the floor to drop beneath you. Flying at the speed up light through a tube like the fat kid in Willy Wonka, we each landed safely and I only flashed one boob! Let me add, being weighed before a ride and after eating a dominos personal pan pizza wasn’t exactly the best part of our day. From the last time I’ve written, Mush and I finally made it to the beach in Burleigh Heads, James pretty much broke his face on his 21^st birthday, we pool partied it up for 420/Anzac Day, I purchased a new pair of sunnies and I’ve pretty much been livin’ the life laying out everyday gettin my bronze on!